In honor of the first Time Out Tuesday, I thought I would share some thought provoking jokes you could share with your class when you all need a "time out".
I have been collecting these to share with my students. I find that sometimes we need to just need to stop, giggle, take a deep breath, and start over again.
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Because she could not control her pupils!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a-hole-in-one!
Why did the cop go to the baseball game?
He heard someone stole second base!
Why did John walk backwards to school?
It was back-to-school day!
It was back-to-school day!
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Because she could not control her pupils!
What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
Whatever you want--he can't hear you!
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