Here are some 'Pirate Jokes' for you to share on International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Q. How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings?
A. A Buccaneer!
A. A Buccaneer!
Q. What is a pirates favorite kind of cookie?
A. Ships Ahoy!
Q. What do pirates like to eat?
A. BARRRRbecue!
Q. Why are pirates so mean?
A. I don't know, they just ARRRRe!
Q. How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
A. An arm and a leg!
Q. Why didn't the pirate get hungry on the desert island?
A. Because of all the sand which is there!
Q. Why do pirates carry a bar of soap?
A. So, if they are shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?
A. A Pie Rat!
Q. Why did the pirate's phone go beep, beep, beep?
A. Because he left it off the hook!
Q. What's a pirates favorite color?
A. Depends on the pirate!
A. Ships Ahoy!
Q. What do pirates like to eat?
A. BARRRRbecue!
Q. Why are pirates so mean?
A. I don't know, they just ARRRRe!
Q. How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
A. An arm and a leg!
Q. Why didn't the pirate get hungry on the desert island?
A. Because of all the sand which is there!
Q. Why do pirates carry a bar of soap?
A. So, if they are shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore!
Q. What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?
A. A Pie Rat!
Q. Why did the pirate's phone go beep, beep, beep?
A. Because he left it off the hook!
Q. What's a pirates favorite color?
A. Depends on the pirate!
Q: Why does it take pirate's so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they get stuck at "C"!
Q: What is a pirate's girlfriend called?
A: Peggy
Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: He was setting on the deck.
Knock knock! Who's there? Turner. Turner who? Turner round there is a pirate behind you.
Q: What hook can't you hang your clothes on?
A: Captain Hook!
Q: What is a pirate's favorite kind of music?
A: Arrr and B!
Q: What do you call a pirate with two arms and two legs?
A; A rookie!
Q: Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?
A: He had an awesome hook shot!
Pirate Jokes are from Olive Kids.com and Party Ideas Parade.com
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